Friday, June 10, 2011

Mostly Sunny with a chance of scattered hissy fits

Dear Imaginary Readers. I am writing to you today in great sorrow, you see, a month ago there was a nice family of ducks living in my pond. They were there every single day, and i know this because my dog liked them very much and would always communicate with them with a growl or a bark. Well, we had a storm a few weeks ago, and after that i haven't seen the ducks anymore! I'm trying to solve the mystery of where they could be. I hope they flew away for the summer! But then again, i'm not sure if ducks can even fly? Can they? i mean they have wings right? Maybe there just for decoration. But anyways, my imaginary readers, i have came to the conclusion that my beloved ducks were blown away in the storm. Sad day in the house of Tabi! So i yelled at my dog telling him it was his fault. He just kind of gave me a look that said "Crazy Bitch" and walked away. Now I feel like my household is empty! No ducks what am I suppose to do, i'm all alone!! (As my dog trys to play with me and i tell him to get away because he's a "life ruiner"). I guess i'm just stuck alone. With my dog. Great.

Damn You Autocorrect

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Look at things differently

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew<3