To bad this isn't a joke

Efficient cat storage

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

Meth Capital

I'm sure meth is a huge issue but I do wonder why so many towns seem eager to
call themselves the meth capital of whatever state. The way they carry on about
it I expect it won't be to long before you see it on city limits signs (now with
even more meth labs per square mile!)

Random Thought.

Damn Louisiana

Mostly Sunny with a chance of scattered hissy fits

Dear Imaginary Readers. I am writing to you today in great sorrow, you see, a month ago there was a nice family of ducks living in my pond. They were there every single day, and i know this because my dog liked them very much and would always communicate with them with a growl or a bark. Well, we had a storm a few weeks ago, and after that i haven't seen the ducks anymore! I'm trying to solve the mystery of where they could be. I hope they flew away for the summer! But then again, i'm not sure if ducks can even fly? Can they? i mean they have wings right? Maybe there just for decoration. But anyways, my imaginary readers, i have came to the conclusion that my beloved ducks were blown away in the storm. Sad day in the house of Tabi! So i yelled at my dog telling him it was his fault. He just kind of gave me a look that said "Crazy Bitch" and walked away. Now I feel like my household is empty! No ducks what am I suppose to do, i'm all alone!! (As my dog trys to play with me and i tell him to get away because he's a "life ruiner"). I guess i'm just stuck alone. With my dog. Great.

Damn You Autocorrect

Look at things differently

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew<3

Just What I Like To See

I remember elementary..

A good Ol' Haiku

Haiku's are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

God be with you!

This just cracks me up.

Women should call there periods shark week from now on. HA

Crayon's Get Creative

Separation Anxiety

Clever is often better than smart

Dear Friends, What Do You Say?

Couples Who Choose to Elope.

Eloping is the greatest gift a couple can give to their friends and family, and I'm all for it. I've never understood why anyone would be upset if their friends decided to run off and get hitched without telling everyone. If you know people who love each other but aren't going to make you sit through a three-hour ceremony while they ramble on about it, then you have some awesome friends.
Weddings are annoying. The food sucks, and if neither person is willing to spring for an open bar, it's a sure sign that the marriage itself is going to fail. Everyone should elope then come back and throw a big party, because the only part of a wedding that anybody looks forward to in the first place is getting drunk enough to have an excuse to roll around in a hotel suite with someone's hot second cousin

Peace and War

Everyone agrees we want peace on earth. but why is peace is harder to get to then war?  Nothing that I can do will change the structure of the universe. But maybe, by raising my voice I can help the greatest of all causes.  people always quote, “peace on earth.”  but its more like earth in peices.  “In each of us, there lies a divine connection to a power more powerful than hate or violence.  I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.  It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.  Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.  

Did you know?

Did you know that gravity is weaker in North America than it is in Europe, East Asia, Australia, and North Africa?  Well, I didn't.  Apparently it's because Earth is not a perfect sphere, and its interior mass is not evenly distributed. There are slight variations of gravitational pull depending on where on Earth’s surface you are.





Did you know plant-eating dinosaurs did not eat grass, because there wasn’t any – so it is thought. During the Mesozoic Era, when the dinosaurs lived, conifers – cone-bearing trees and shrubs – dominated the landscape. They included redwoods, yews, pines, palms, cypress and the monkey puzzle tree. Flowering plants and grass evolved only later. By the way, a plant does not look like its parents, but will always resemble its grandparents.

It's all how you look at things

The most important relationship is with yourself

“Later that day I got to thinking about
relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic,
those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those
that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you
started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and
significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you
can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."

Love

I read once that the ancient Eqyptians had fifty words for sand and Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish i had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move up against me while you sleep. and there are no words for that.

Proverbs 3:3

Don't lose your grip on Love and Loyalty.
   Tie them around your neck; carve their initials on your heart.
Earn a reputation for living well
   in God's eyes and the eyes of the people.

Somebody had "Proverbs 3:3" Written on there back window of there car the other night and i noticed it in a parking lot, so i saved the verse and checked it out. i thought it was a good one so i thought i would share it with my imaginary readers. I think it sends out a good message. 

Every gamers dream

Elizabeth Taylor. A very wise women!

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I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them.

Thought of the day.

Why is it when i get dressed up and go out in public, the girls who are wearing sweatpants are always giving me dirty looks? It's not my fault i actually wanted to make myself look nice.

Random thought.

Keep Livin'

You Got to do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N. -Dazed and Confused

Be Different

Life is art.

I think everything in life is art.
 What you do. How you Dress.
 The way you love someone, and how you talk.
Your smile and your personality.
What you beleive in, and all your dreams.
The way you drink. The way you decorate your home. or party. Your grocery list. The food you make.
How your writing looks. and the way you feel.



Life is Art.

Japan. I'm not usually this spiritual

Miracles: like you, I am praying for more of these. These are the stories of grace within the larger story of suffering and devastation. And where there is God, there is grace. Where there is suffering, there is God. He hears the prayer of the brokenhearted.

There was a time in history when this kind of catastrophe would be viewed as anger and punishment from the gods. In modern times, people simply say that this devastation proves there is no God. But Jesus prepared us when He said, "In this world you will have trouble; but take heart, I have overcome the world". This world is broken, deteriorating, and sentenced to decay and death. This tsunami is part of that process. But God's love is steadfast, even in the midst of this terrible tragedy. We are all His beloved children and we know that His love never fails. Even in suffering, He is present and at work.

Japanese people have wrote about this, one saying, "Imagine", invites us to ponder what the Japanese are waking up to this morning. Rather than looking away, or saying, "I don't want to think about it", this post encourages us to take some time to think about our friends on the other side of the world who are suffering so intensely right now.

Psalm 46:1-3
God is our refuge and strength,
an ever-present help in trouble.
Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way
and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea,
though its waters roar and foam
and the mountains quake with their surge.

There is a river whose streams make glad the city of God,
the holy place where the Most High dwells.
God is within her, she will not fall;
God will help her at break of day.
Nations are in uproar, kingdoms fall;
he lifts his voice, the earth melts.

The LORD Almighty is with us;
the God of Jacob is our fortress

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If you were any cuter i would die.

There are days I wish i could wear one of these around my neck.

The more things you do, the more you can do.

I have an everyday religon that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.   -Lucille Ball

Be nice. Society already sucks

Think about it

Every person you pass in the street is as unnoticable as a chip in the sparkle of your bedroom wall, you are too interested in your own issues to notice that the girl on the corner of the busy street with a guitar and a backpack is actually a runaway from her obsessive and abusive step mom, and alcoholic dad.  Or the lady you just  passed in the high heels and wearing a sockhat, is actually a cancer survior or the man who just walked out of the candy store holding his daughters hand..smiling..unknowingly that he just lost a son.

However some may argue that people make their own problems, but destiny may disagree there is always someone who has it worse then you.

Tears.  Blood.  And Sweat.

Are born into every beings life plan.  During your life you will experience; carelessness, smiles, laughter, anger, sadness, and every other feeling imaginable.  So you can choose to live in depression, or you can choose to live life on the edge and be your own person all you got to do is be strong and keep your head up high, and don't even let the heaviest of things tear you down.

Even thugs fall in love

Our House!

If you didn't already know, my house burnt down in late October of last year and luckily everyone got out safely. We stayed in a hotel for about a week and then moved to a condo in our subdivison while we build our new house. Living in the hotel was nice, having breakfast down in the lobby every morning was always a real treat to me. But now that i'm in a house i'm thankful. The downfall of the fire is that i lost just about everything i have but now that it is late March we are all starting to get everything back that we need. Here below is a picture of our new house building. Each week we see great improvement and we are all getting excited for it to be finished which won't be until June. Sometimes bad things have to happen so bigger and better things can come along. So we try to look at this as a blessing, and not let it slow down our life plans. I'm so glad i have an amazing family to be there for me. I would also like to thank everyone who helped me out and was there for me when it happened, im so thankful to have you all. I just can't wait to see what June brings us!

"When the fires burn, we can either despair at what we lose or look to the future at what we will have again."

Hey good lookin' how about you flip my switch?

Ridin' in style!

My Inspiration

 

I've always taken The Wizard of Oz very seriously, you know. I beleive in the idea of the rainbow. And i've spent my entire life trying to get over it.
                               -Judy Garland

And I quote..

 Few are those who see with their own eyes

 and feel with their own hearts.

-Einstein

I wanna jump in THIS pool!

We need one of these in Southern Indiana

If only we could all be this classy and original

Today is a gift.

The thing I like most about the internet is I can say whatever I want to say, and you can take it however you like. Life isn't always easy and i'm figuring that out day by day. I mean, sometimes i look at my life and just want to bang my head against the wall. I know i make stupid mistakes sometimes, and i feel like ignorance is my new best friend. I also know i need a new way of handling things because my way isn't the best way. I have learned not to tell my problems to other people. Because 80% don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them. I admit i can be a pretty depressing person to be around. I get upset at all the wrong times and always want things to go my way. The way i see it is sometimes you have to get weak before you can get strong. The best things in life don't come easy or free, you have to work for them. Believe in yourself because there's always going to be someone who's trying to push you down. Just remember your better then them and some people aren't meant to be in your life. figure out the ones who are and don't worry about the rest. appreciate everything in life even the littlest of things. People look at enemies as a bad thing, the way i see them is that if you have enemies, then you stood up for something you believed in. love all, trust few, and do wrong to no one.

and i quote.. i am to positive to be doubtful, to optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated.